Holy smokes that gave me a good belly laugh!
If anyone is worried about getting shot at while squatting, I suggest you spray paint each cheek with florescent orange.
What do you do if u have to poo?
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Holy smokes that gave me a good belly laugh!
If anyone is worried about getting shot at while squatting, I suggest you spray paint each cheek with florescent orange.
Used to Salmon fish a lot before the widespread catch and release laws came in here. Guy that used to fish with me took a cramp and got the meat sweats after a corned beef and cabbage supper. Went up into the trees dropped his chest waders, exploded (not knowing but partially inside of his dropped waders). Pulled them back up and fished until sun down. Kept looking at his soles complaining he'd stepped in it. Didn't realize he was wearing it until he went to chage out of the boots. He made 2 mistakes, first crapping in the waders and second actually telling us the following day that he did it. Classic stuff.
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H O - L Y S H I T!!!!!! LMFAO x10. this is the reason i wrote this! i had the same thing happen to me and my brother!! out on Lake Erie, Perch fishingabout 5-6years ago, stupid yogi got a wiff of my protein rich diet i tell ya. i put the pail outside cause it stunk and the people int he hut about 50yd away somplained they smelled s**t a little while ago while we were walking back to the cars. him and i still laugh about it when we go fishing. everytime one of us has to bring it up..
Rule # 1 carry a quarter roll of TP in left pocket in a ziplock.
Rule #2 never leave gun behind while doing #2
Rule #3 makes sure that everything on you clears when doing #2
Rule #4 makes sure you have sufficient TP for repeat of dump#2
Rule #5 NEVER use anything with 3 points on it
Rule #6 Make sure that there are leaves or anything else to cover what you left in the woods. It is just to ugly to walk by and see a dump with wasted TP!
Rule #7 Get the book: How to dump in the woods. I got it for my 40th, some time ago. It is written by a women and explains the finner details of dumping while mountain climbing to the desert.
Yes, I missed the 12 pointer while... And my friend in Maine shot one with his pants down, in the chest with his SSK 45-70 Contender. My partner's father was given a one piece orange hunting suit for his birthday. It was somewhat like a snowmobile suit in orange. As a slightly older fellow, he forgot to check his six. He found out when he flipped his orange hood over his head! As it was some -10C with a Northeastern coming in, he kept the hood on going into the hunting cabin. There is nothing more revolting than human poo.
Regards,
Henry
Rule #2 never leave gun behind while doing #2
Rule #3 makes sure that everything on you clears when doing #2
Rule #4 makes sure you have sufficient TP for repeat of dump#2
Rule #5 NEVER use anything with 3 points on it
Rule #6 Make sure that there are leaves or anything else to cover what you left in the woods. It is just to ugly to walk by and see a dump with wasted TP!
Rule #7 Get the book: How to dump in the woods. I got it for my 40th, some time ago. It is written by a women and explains the finner details of dumping while mountain climbing to the desert.
Yes, I missed the 12 pointer while... And my friend in Maine shot one with his pants down, in the chest with his SSK 45-70 Contender. My partner's father was given a one piece orange hunting suit for his birthday. It was somewhat like a snowmobile suit in orange. As a slightly older fellow, he forgot to check his six. He found out when he flipped his orange hood over his head! As it was some -10C with a Northeastern coming in, he kept the hood on going into the hunting cabin. There is nothing more revolting than human poo.
Regards,
Henry
- Location
- California (formerly from BC)
- Location
- Regina, SK
This is where it would be nice to be able to carry a handgun while hunting, hate to have a bear or wolf or big cat sneak up on me while I am steaming one out.
Some very funny stories here fellas. Thanks for the laughs. Working in the bush for years in Northern Alberta I was usually prepared for the inevitable but I know a few guys that often came out of the bush at the end of the day missing the bottom 6 inches of their T-shirt .
.john-brennan
CGN frequent flyer
- Location
- Vancouver Island B.C.
craping
X2 If he is in the area he will smell you weather you are crapping or not.
I can't believe we are reduced to this thread...
Just have a dump and don't worry about it...
X2 If he is in the area he will smell you weather you are crapping or not.
blasted_saber
CGN Ultra frequent flyer
- Location
- A blue part of Ontario
Apple has figured it out for us
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I have a hunting buddy, who,, just can't seem to go into the bush without having to take a dump and he never packs TP with him. So , he goes and finds a private little nook and pinches off a loaf and wanders around all day with rash ass , complaining about how bad his ass itches and feels all gross.
My bone head father always used to use a stick or if he could find some, big leaves , to wipe with.
One time, he used a bunch of devils club leaves . It was not pretty. I pretty much gave up on him after that.
To me, TP is like the American Express card . I don't leave home with out it. And I don't share, people! ! ! ! !
My bone head father always used to use a stick or if he could find some, big leaves , to wipe with.
One time, he used a bunch of devils club leaves . It was not pretty. I pretty much gave up on him after that.
To me, TP is like the American Express card . I don't leave home with out it. And I don't share, people! ! ! ! !
Hey bud, what are you doing smelling my gear? I've never felt the need to put a lock on my locker until now, I feel violated!
Bassmaster
CGN frequent flyer
- Location
- WMU 48 - Whitetail country
TP is always in my pack....in a baggie, 'cause wet stuff don't work very well.....walk a few yards away and dig a small hole on the opposite side of a fallen log, let 'er rip and cover well.....I usually have 4 scent bombs set up about 20 yards away from my stand at the 4 points of the compass, so I keep my little contributions to nature within that radius....has worked for me so far
Bass
Bass
Hunting pack always has a role of s**ttickets just in case. Wake up extra early warm up a bucket of morning wash water, make some coffee and toast. Your hunting buddies will thank-you and the pre-dawn activities will help clear the plumbing !
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