What do you do if u have to poo?
- Thread starter ikedaboy
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After one hunting trip, with the night before chili and beer festivities, it was not a fun morning, or I thought it was the beer and chili!, but as it turned out it was a very long week of Beaver Fever! I spent more time with my pants down than up in the bush!
Now, I always have flattened rolls in zipp lock bags! One my pant leg pocket, one my fanny pack, one in my vest, one in my bibs, one in my jacket, two in my day pack!
Now, I always have flattened rolls in zipp lock bags! One my pant leg pocket, one my fanny pack, one in my vest, one in my bibs, one in my jacket, two in my day pack!
Every Hunters Friend!
Double zips and no smell.....and ya can pack it out!
Double zips and no smell.....and ya can pack it out!
lucky07
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Double zips and no smell.....and ya can pack it out!
sweet baby jebus! .... not a bad idea I suppose, but there are simpler ones lol.
The only issue is whether or not you gauge the consistency and pressure right ... could make for a mess should you misread the severity of the Blue flu after a night at the hunt camp.
A dead squarrel or even a possom works pretty good too. They are very soft yet effective as long as you wipe upward with the fur directed down. Rotate as required and then discard. They are also environmentally correct since dead vermin is biodegradable... Be green!!
A bear and a rabbit are having a dump in the woods. The bear says to the rabbit "Do you ever have trouble with feces sticking to your fur?" and the rabbit replies "Never!".
So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit!!
There are alternatives to TP.......
So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit!!
There are alternatives to TP.......
- Location
- SW Ontario
Oh man, this is the funniest thread I have read in a long time, anywhere. Thanks guys!
Me and buddy were bow hunting deer and had about a mile to walk in and wait. Before we left the truck I had my dump and figured all was good. We got half way to our spot and he had to go and had no tickets nor did I. He came out of the trees laughing cause he cut the belly of his shirt out to wipe his a$$. We finally get to the spot and and the deer are already on the move. Half a dozen does are coming out and you wouldn't believe it, I got to go AGAIN, AND NOW! I ask for some of his shirt quickly cause it's already wrecked and he laughs and says you know what you can do. With no time to argue the situation I hurry to a nearby log and wipe off the snow and hunker down and giver hell. There went the belly of MY t-shirt.
When we got back to the truck and layered down we look across the truck at each other and just shake our heads and laugh.
When we got back to the truck and layered down we look across the truck at each other and just shake our heads and laugh.
- Location
- Canuckistan
OK near as I can tell this is the best place to post this... As no one seems to have mentioned HOW to do it. A buddy of mine told me how to do this a few years ago elk hunting. And once you try it, you wont go back. No more logs or bending over or digging holes. That's all gone.
OK. Picture this. A tree, about 2 to 3 inches around. it has to be comfortable enough to hold onto and with maybe a branch sticking out to put your role on.
You stand, facing the tree, with your feet on either side of the trunk. Lean back while holding on the tree. Of course take your pants down too.
No one believes until they try, but this is the most comfortable way to do the deed. You can lock an elbow around the tree if you need a prolonged sit, and with your role on a small branch sticking out to the side, or your package of baby wipes on a branch or 2, it's just damn convenient!
The only thing is make sure the tree isn't about to fall over. That's messy I've heard.
Back of a quad can be used in a pinch as well. Just make sure the brake is on or she rolls back.
Anyway, that's my helpful hint for the day, and it converted 7 hunters in one camp. Spread the word!!! HAR! (Seriously, spread it.)
OK. Picture this. A tree, about 2 to 3 inches around. it has to be comfortable enough to hold onto and with maybe a branch sticking out to put your role on.
You stand, facing the tree, with your feet on either side of the trunk. Lean back while holding on the tree. Of course take your pants down too.
No one believes until they try, but this is the most comfortable way to do the deed. You can lock an elbow around the tree if you need a prolonged sit, and with your role on a small branch sticking out to the side, or your package of baby wipes on a branch or 2, it's just damn convenient!
The only thing is make sure the tree isn't about to fall over. That's messy I've heard.
Back of a quad can be used in a pinch as well. Just make sure the brake is on or she rolls back.
Anyway, that's my helpful hint for the day, and it converted 7 hunters in one camp. Spread the word!!! HAR! (Seriously, spread it.)
I just want to thank all of you for the ten minutes of entertainment in this thread. I guess most of us share at least some of these experiences. I personally have been known to have a sandwich bag full of TP in two or three different pockets.
Oh yeah. And I have a funny pocket book at home titled "How to #### in the Bush". I wish I could tell you the author but I'm away from home for the next week and a half. I'm sure you can find it by title if you feel the need to brush up on technique.
Oh yeah. And I have a funny pocket book at home titled "How to #### in the Bush". I wish I could tell you the author but I'm away from home for the next week and a half. I'm sure you can find it by title if you feel the need to brush up on technique.
Double zips and no smell.....and ya can pack it out!
I think I'll start packing it out when the bears start packing theirs out!
- Location
- WMU248 near Edmonton
I just find a good log at the correct height, or a tree to cach up against. TP in a ziplock put that on a handy twig within armsreach or use my hunting knife stuck into the log and put the TP on the handle.
If I've run out of TP then I start with T-Shirt sleeves. No point in being uncomfortable.
If I've run out of TP then I start with T-Shirt sleeves. No point in being uncomfortable.
Solid thread.
I'm gonna try out the hanging onto a tree method, sounds better than the wall sit on a tree method I am more accustomed to.
Anyways, last fall I was out with a friend of mine and we got to the hunting grounds well before dawn and as we get there I realize the need. So I grab the TP from my pack and walk into the trees looking for a suitable one to lean against. Then what should I see in the moonlight but a folding chair laying on the ground. I think to myself I could cut a hole in that and have a civilized sit-down.
Wouldn't you know it, there was already a hole in it.
I'm gonna try out the hanging onto a tree method, sounds better than the wall sit on a tree method I am more accustomed to.
Anyways, last fall I was out with a friend of mine and we got to the hunting grounds well before dawn and as we get there I realize the need. So I grab the TP from my pack and walk into the trees looking for a suitable one to lean against. Then what should I see in the moonlight but a folding chair laying on the ground. I think to myself I could cut a hole in that and have a civilized sit-down.
Wouldn't you know it, there was already a hole in it.
solid thread.
I'm gonna try out the hanging onto a tree method, sounds better than the wall sit on a tree method i am more accustomed to.
Anyways, last fall i was out with a friend of mine and we got to the hunting grounds well before dawn and as we get there i realize the need. So i grab the tp from my pack and walk into the trees looking for a suitable one to lean against. Then what should i see in the moonlight but a folding chair laying on the ground. I think to myself i could cut a hole in that and have a civilized sit-down.
Wouldn't you know it, there was already a hole in it.
lmao!
