What is the worst black rifle on the market? (*Prize*)

What is the worst black rifle on the market?

  • Ruger Mini-14

    Votes: 176 27.5%

  • Kel-Tec SU-16

    Votes: 119 18.6%

  • Benelli MR1

    Votes: 77 12.0%

  • Norinco M4

    Votes: 114 17.8%

  • RobArms XCR

    Votes: 65 10.1%

  • IWI Tavor

    Votes: 29 4.5%

  • FN FS2000

    Votes: 27 4.2%

  • Bushmaster ACR

    Votes: 34 5.3%
  • Total voters
    641
blaxsun said:
Haha, touche. ;) You got me thinking and I can't recall a specific case of "buyer's remorse"; the closest I can recall is a CX4 Storm in .45ACP that for whatever reason just seemed less than exciting. I ]had a few Magpul goodies left and figured this would be a fun way to hand out some of them...
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Two questions:
1: Do these goodies involve mags and/or Iphone 4 cases?
2: Are the rumors that Magpul stuff will help my ...ahem...."endowment problem" true? (Or is it gonna be another letdown like the Tavor? :redface:)
 
Just bugging you.

Mini 14 by far. I was on a course this summer with some who ran one and the damn thing would choke at least once every 5 rounds.
 
Wrong Way said:
Two questions:
1: Do these goodies involve mags and/or Iphone 4 cases?
2: Are the rumors that Magpul stuff will help my ...ahem...."endowment problem" true? (Or is it gonna be another letdown like the Tavor? :redface:)
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Magpul is good for another cup size at least, in your case. :owned:
 
I was torn here. What's worse? A Kel-Tec or a Mini 14? The only reason I voted Kel-Tec over the Ruger was purely out of Wendy's hatred for it. After all, anything Wendy hates that much can't be all bad. ;)
 
Well seeing as Blaxsun is the judge of this contest obviously the XCR is the biggest piece of junk ever made. I have put a gallon of loctite on that b!tch and it still falls apart more often than every piece of chinese junk that I own. Not to mention Rob Arms is a terrible company and should try to be more like Bushmaster(which is like the best company ever BTW). I always hate it when people say that the XCR is a better choice than the ACR, that is like comparing Megan Fox(ACR) to some disease ridden Tijuana hooker(XCR). Speaking of which Im pretty sure that the ACR being the best rifle ever made gets me hard faster than Megan Fox. Anyway in conclusion, the XCR is THE WORST RIFLE EVER MADE(all my clothes are stained with all the flipping blue loctite) and ACRs are so friggin awesome and are one of the best things in the world(up there with hot women, old whisky and fast cars).

LOL obviously this is a joke, Sorry if I offended any Tijuana hookers(or others)
 
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ALL YOUR LOCTITE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!1111
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TROLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!
 
blaxsun said:
Nominees... so from what I've seen so far, these are the best responses (they all had me LMAO this morning... ;) ):

UncleMax, Wrong Way, na1lb0hm, newshot, Farmboy

Who has the best response...? Is there a tie?
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Tough call, but I'd lean towards Wrong Way for the win. Poor bastage's #### almost fell off (repeatedly), so he needs all the help and support he can get.
 
Farmer Harv said:
Tough call, but I'd lean towards Wrong Way for the win. Poor bastage's #### almost fell off (repeatedly), so he needs all the help and support he can get.
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Yah, but I've got to wear a cup and Spectra pants to go to bed, so the wife doesn't pull a Bobbit on me for my illicit Norc M4-Lustapalooza. I'm in fear of what she might do, when I see that jealous look of hers every time she catches me glancing fondly in the direction of the safe, reminiscing about, well ... none of your business.

Which do you figure is worse - someone's #### ALMOST falling off, or the constant, 24-hour-a-day, horrifying threat of decapitation of man's REAL best friend? It's domestic terrorism, I tell ya...

:eek::mad:;)


UncleMax
 
I think it's a tie between UncleMax and Wrong Way; one's terrified of his #### falling off and the other one's terrified about his #### being lopped off. I'm honestly not sure which scenario is worse (both seem to be living with a degree of fear and paranoia). ;)

Send me a PM with your shipping addresses; I'll drop something in the mail to help you guys cope with your worst nightmares. ;)
 
Farmer Harv said:
Tough call, but I'd lean towards Wrong Way for the win. Poor bastage's #### almost fell off (repeatedly), so he needs all the help and support he can get.
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All Wrong Way needs to do is secure said "man parts" with a forcibly launched spring guide rod from a mini-14. Combine with the pile of screws and bolts from the XCR and you too can have a full, p0rn star sized genitalia without having to deal with the embarrassment of being sucked in by Tavor's false advertising.

Self installation and true drop in parts have never been easier (never said anything about the "slight" discomfort of having a large sharpened metal rod launched at near breakneck speeds into an already sensitive part of your body) Garand thumb? please, this is a case of "mini-####"

The good news is it that hoppes #9 prevents all kinds of infections.

Little bit of XCR oil (loctite) and that thing won't go anywhere for a long time.

Wrong Way gets my vote. Locker room embarrassment can only be remedied by flaunting magpul goodies like a peacock; demonstrating not only superior intellect, but also generous endowment.
 
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