THE SMALL, THE DIRTY, THE UGLY, and THE CHEAP
THE SMALL - Ace-1 with special folding stock, good for kids, backpacking, survival. I would rather rely on this little thing than an ar-7, it shoots every time, won't break, and it's smaller and lighter than a Marlin Papoose. It goes from packed to ready faster than either. Floats too, if you tie an empty javex bottle to it. Special safety feature prevents firing if you get excited and try to shoot while the muzzle is still pointing back at you.
THE DIRTY - Ranger. I never shot this but it does go click like it's supposed to. Can't comment on bore as I bought it dirty and never bothered to clean it. Have fun teaching your kids to clean filthy old barrels, then take them shooting with the ace and the ranger, nice safe little plunger-cocking .22s with lock times so slow you can reach out and grab the rifle before it goes off if you don't like what your kid just shot at. Teaches good follow-through technique, too.
THE UGLY - Springfield model 188H semiauto. I HATE this gun. Please buy it. Shoots short, long, and long rifle, semiauto, if you can get it to shoot. Twice I took it apart, first time I forgot to locktite the fiddly little teeny tiny screws that hold the feed ramp to the reciever and need to be screwed in with a slot screwdriver from an impossible angle. After a few hundred rounds ramp came loose, round jammed irretrevably, had to go home and take it all apart again. Next time out, same problem. This time I was unable to complete reassembly due to hands shaking with suppressed rage after repeatedly dropping little screw. Finally just said @#%& it. That was about eight years ago. Still have all the parts and little screws, well preserved and protected and labelled in a little baggie. Over the years I have come to dread rooting around in the back of that gun locker because every time I see the rifle it taunts me like the french soldier in that Python movie.
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Grab a screwdriver and give it a try, its likely to be more fun than building a ship in a bottle with one of those carnival stuffed-toy-grabbing cranes that never quite seems to get a grip. Don't bother with loctite, that's for pussys. Once you have it back together take it out with the kids and their ace and their ranger for a wonderful educational experience where they will learn colorful new vocabulary and gestures.
THE CHEAP: No rimfire collection is complete without an example of the venerable Cooey 64-B. This gun holds the distinction of being the least expensive semiauto you could buy at Simpsons, Eatons, or Canadian Tire. Feel the uniform smoothness of that stamped in checkering and think back with misty eyes to the days when anyone with fifty bucks could walk into a department store and walk right back out with their own spanking new rifle, no questions asked. As a rare bonus this example has what appear to be scorch marks where the press used to lovingly craft the checkering on the pistol grip was running hot.
Leave a round in the chamber and walk around secure in the knowlege that pressing the cocking handle an eighth of an inch into that rounded depression stamped SAFE will render the gun perfectly harmless, unless it is moved or bumped or looked at funny. Remarkably, this classic piece of Canadiana has retained almost all of its factory freshness, and appears never to have been thrown into any bodies of water or used as a hammer or pry bar or stored in a damp basement or pickup truck bed.
Comes with three (3) magazines, a tremendous value when you consider that three magazines together are worth considerably more than the entire rifle. Amuse the kids by encouraging them to guess how many rounds you can fire before the gun needs cleaning. Another educational experience, with any luck they will learn to count to ten in no time.
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In hopes that somebody will take a hankering to one of these guns for some reason, I am offering them as a package deal only, you buy one, you buy them all.
CFC transfers are free, take advantage of this pre-election bribe while it lasts and stock up on shootin irons. Soon you too will be able to brag about owning so many firearms you need another safe.
Forum rules require me to post a price so lets say $200 for the lot.
If nobody will pay this I will donate them to a club or something.
Maybe I will just beat one of them with a club, I'm still holding a grudge.
Please no haggling or requests for detailed descriptions or photos.