Why Bartell is Selling it all off?

Why is Tod Bartell selling all of his prized possesions

  • He knocked some girl up and needs the money for diapers

    Votes: 101 55.5%

  • He is selling all of of his rifles to buy semi-auto's

    Votes: 21 11.5%

  • Gatehouse got arrested and Tod is posting bail

    Votes: 44 24.2%

  • The mafia is finally collecting on his gambling debts

    Votes: 28 15.4%
  • Total voters
    182
  • Poll closed .
280_ACKLEY said:
Give the guy a break!

Tod confided in me last week about his inner struggles, and I wasn't supposed to tell anyone, but here goes...

Since he was a boy he's felt a strong maternal urge, playing with dolls, dressing up kittens and pushing them around in a carriage.

Through his early teens he excelled as one of Vanderhoof's top babysitters (top of his class on a weekend baby sitting course when he was 11 yrs old).

He has always known he was different than the other boys, but had trouble expressing himself in a redneck town full of loggers and hillbillies.

As society became increasingly acceptant to those that were "different", Tod realized that there was no denying what had to be done...

With Gatehouse as a strong pillar of support and encouragement, and all of Canada's male nurses
as an inspiration, Tod has decided to have his surgery.... his trasnformation, and on May 18, 2007, he will finally take the leap of faith.

He has enrolled in Nursing school for the fall of 2007, and as he comes out of anethestic, his wish is to have a laptop handy, and log on for the first time with his new user name on CGN...

GRACE BARTELL

So give the guy some slack, his medical only covers 85% of it, so he is selling off some of his Mod 700's to cover some of the costs.

We are holding a benefit dance this Saturday to raise money to cover the rest (hopefully) of his (her) 15%.

The theme will be 70's, and we've a great band lined up for the dance - Urethra (A Barry Manilow tribute band). They wear pink spandex jumpsuits, and have a great pyrotechnic show!

Tod/Grace can use your encouragement and support right now, and certainly in the months to come as the hormone pills begin to take effect.

Tod/Grace.... we wish you the best!
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280:: That's some serious gold there dogg :D You tell some good story :D :rockOn: :rockOn: :..

Now where is the internet legend/ballistic genious:confused: This thread could have legs :popCorn:

edit- for too many pops aat the seagate hotel..
 
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I mean, airsoft
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This is a family website, so please stop cussing ;) :D

If Todler wants to become a princess, it's his choice. Besides, after surgery his feet (among other things) will shrink, allowing him to get closer to the sink while washing dishes in hunting camp like all good girls :D
 
He always did look pretty damn good in that Lil Bo Peep outfit I used to make him get dressed up in....:dancingbanana:









If you got that joke, you have been on the intraweb far too long....:p ;)
 
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