to address a few issues from the pictures you seem to have used from jeff Quinns article I am going to guess that you do not have a stevens 200 . 
I've got a Stevens. TWO , actualy...
-----------"Ugly ass bolt release"
(you are one of the few people I have heard mention the bolt release to be ugly , )
The bolt release is an ugly flange thing that can catch on your clothing etc.
----------"Mold lines on $2 stock"
The mold lines appear on tupper wear stock from all of the companies and yes that includes remington. 
They are particualrly pronounced with the Stevens. I've had injection molded stocks form Ruger, Winchester and Remington---and the Stevens are relaly 'rough' But truly- all the facotry injection molded stocks are ugly and of poor quality comepared to a good aftermarket fiberglass stock.
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Ugly plastic low profile push safety complete with nail polish dot (how the hell do you operate that with gloves on?  - I've owned a Savage - I KNOW) "
Perhaps everyone can tell us how they like the position of the safety and what material it is made out of (mine isnt plastic  ). I dont normally shoot with gloves on but i put on a pair to see if i could work the safety and it wasnt a problem 
The safety on the Stevens is crap. It is difficult to operate with gloves on in cold weather (How do I know this? I've DONE it!!) and it is loud. It cost me a coyote this year, and a buddy had the same problem wiht his Savage, both on the same trip.
----------"Tacky big nosed native american on grip cap"
Glad you pointed that out cause it is FUGLY  
-----------"If you forgot you were shooting a Savage based product, they made a way to remind you"
never heard a negative peep about it before now
Be serious!! That thing is UUUUGLY!!! I couldn't wait to paint over it!! 
------"Barrel lock nut (smooths out the whole beauty of the rifle)"
this is a defining aspect of a savage bolt gun , it is a part of why it is so accurate out of the box . 
It does do what it is intended to do, but it is still ugly.
 
 
Not to mention I have had failures to feed and jams with my Stevens, and boonerbuck has had jams with his Savage.
The Stevens are what they are- Cheap, accurate junk. I bougth mine knowing that, and I was not unhappy or dissatisfied in any way.
But there is no way thy can be compared to a Remngton, Ruger, Winchester, Sako, etc etc...