Women Moose Hunters Wanted

Good to hear about 21a. I'm planning our first moose hunt with some friends and we are trying to figure out where to go. All the reports pretty much everywhere point to ridiculous numbers of hunters. I think we will skip the first two weeks wherever we go.
 
God help me for doing this "A week in an all Female Moose camp"

Thursday- Hair and nails, iron camo and pack

Friday- Arrive at camp, get hammered, hold each others hair back while puking and saying "we are sisters forever, I love you"

Saturday- Set up camp and top up the diesel in the ATV.

Sunday- Scouting...the nearest Mall Discuss who has the prettiest bullets.

Monday- Hunt is on !! 4 wheeler wont start dammit ! Walk to watches in the rain after doing the dishes and tidying up. No Moose spotted. Rain makes mascara run until it looks like an Alice Cooper fan club convention.

Tuesday- Emergency call from home- "Mom, how does the washing machine go, is there a remote or something??"

Wednesday- Wake up, determine the horrible smell wafting around camp all night is a huge pile of Moose scat by the fire pit. Try to boost ATV, no luck.

Thursday- Empty the .243 at a running Moose, missing every shot. Determine Moose was a Caribou.

Friday- Break camp and agree to do it again next year. Hugs and kisses. Hit Bull with the KIA 1/2 mile from camp and kill it. Immediately shoot a bullet hole in it. High 5's to the Sisterhood
 
God help me for doing this "A week in an all Female Moose camp"

Thursday- Hair and nails, iron camo and pack

Friday- Arrive at camp, get hammered, hold each others hair back while puking and saying "we are sisters forever, I love you"

Saturday- Set up camp and top up the diesel in the ATV.

Sunday- Scouting...the nearest Mall Discuss who has the prettiest bullets.

Monday- Hunt is on !! 4 wheeler wont start dammit ! Walk to watches in the rain after doing the dishes and tidying up. No Moose spotted. Rain makes mascara run until it looks like an Alice Cooper fan club convention.

Tuesday- Emergency call from home- "Mom, how does the washing machine go, is there a remote or something??"

Wednesday- Wake up, determine the horrible smell wafting around camp all night is a huge pile of Moose scat by the fire pit. Try to boost ATV, no luck.

Thursday- Empty the .243 at a running Moose, missing every shot. Determine Moose was a Caribou.

Friday- Break camp and agree to do it again next year. Hugs and kisses. Hit Bull with the KIA 1/2 mile from camp and kill it. Immediately shoot a bullet hole in it. High 5's to the Sisterhood

Just wondering if you have had an experince similar to this in your camp?
 
God help me for doing this "A week in an all Female Moose camp"

Thursday- Hair and nails, iron camo and pack

Friday- Arrive at camp, get hammered, hold each others hair back while puking and saying "we are sisters forever, I love you"

Saturday- Set up camp and top up the diesel in the ATV.

Sunday- Scouting...the nearest Mall Discuss who has the prettiest bullets.

Monday- Hunt is on !! 4 wheeler wont start dammit ! Walk to watches in the rain after doing the dishes and tidying up. No Moose spotted. Rain makes mascara run until it looks like an Alice Cooper fan club convention.

Tuesday- Emergency call from home- "Mom, how does the washing machine go, is there a remote or something??"

Wednesday- Wake up, determine the horrible smell wafting around camp all night is a huge pile of Moose scat by the fire pit. Try to boost ATV, no luck.

Thursday- Empty the .243 at a running Moose, missing every shot. Determine Moose was a Caribou.

Friday- Break camp and agree to do it again next year. Hugs and kisses. Hit Bull with the KIA 1/2 mile from camp and kill it. Immediately shoot a bullet hole in it. High 5's to the Sisterhood

OHHH buddy you are so gonna get burned
 
God help me for doing this "A week in an all Female Moose camp"

Thursday- Hair and nails, iron camo and pack

Friday- Arrive at camp, get hammered, hold each others hair back while puking and saying "we are sisters forever, I love you"

Saturday- Set up camp and top up the diesel in the ATV.

Sunday- Scouting...the nearest Mall Discuss who has the prettiest bullets.

Monday- Hunt is on !! 4 wheeler wont start dammit ! Walk to watches in the rain after doing the dishes and tidying up. No Moose spotted. Rain makes mascara run until it looks like an Alice Cooper fan club convention.

Tuesday- Emergency call from home- "Mom, how does the washing machine go, is there a remote or something??"

Wednesday- Wake up, determine the horrible smell wafting around camp all night is a huge pile of Moose scat by the fire pit. Try to boost ATV, no luck.

Thursday- Empty the .243 at a running Moose, missing every shot. Determine Moose was a Caribou.

Friday- Break camp and agree to do it again next year. Hugs and kisses. Hit Bull with the KIA 1/2 mile from camp and kill it. Immediately shoot a bullet hole in it. High 5's to the Sisterhood

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! This made for my first REALLY GOOD laugh of 2014. Laugh2 Love it.

You got balls, buddy.

D.
 
Am I too late to apply for the camp cook position? I have my own wooden spoon and rubber spatula and am willing to travel!! :evil:

Oh and a Model 71 Winchester that I would be very happy to share as well!! :bigHug:

And I have pics of the rifle and utensils if needed?! ;)
 
all this new terminology, I remember when women moose were referred as cow moose, my how times are changing!
 
My daughter is interested. She turns 18 in 12 yrs. The wife unfortunately has no interest in guns. I keep hoping.
 
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