God help me for doing this "A week in an all Female Moose camp"
Thursday- Hair and nails, iron camo and pack
Friday- Arrive at camp, get hammered, hold each others hair back while puking and saying "we are sisters forever, I love you"
Saturday- Set up camp and top up the diesel in the ATV.
Sunday- Scouting...the nearest Mall Discuss who has the prettiest bullets.
Monday- Hunt is on !! 4 wheeler wont start dammit ! Walk to watches in the rain after doing the dishes and tidying up. No Moose spotted. Rain makes mascara run until it looks like an Alice Cooper fan club convention.
Tuesday- Emergency call from home- "Mom, how does the washing machine go, is there a remote or something??"
Wednesday- Wake up, determine the horrible smell wafting around camp all night is a huge pile of Moose scat by the fire pit. Try to boost ATV, no luck.
Thursday- Empty the .243 at a running Moose, missing every shot. Determine Moose was a Caribou.
Friday- Break camp and agree to do it again next year. Hugs and kisses. Hit Bull with the KIA 1/2 mile from camp and kill it. Immediately shoot a bullet hole in it. High 5's to the Sisterhood