Would you shoot a sasquatch?

[holzmeister]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVYGHHc0Es4
If he cant do it what makes you think your gun will be able to do it?
Rob

That one is a special one. The Andre the Giant kind... man could that guy drink beer..

 

[Titan 08]

Yeah I would blast it and have it mounted on my wall next to my ogopogo, abominable snowman, easter bunny, and my picture of an honest politician.........

I almost believed you, until you mentioned an honest politician. More chance of a Sasquatch existing than the honest politician, and no, I wouldn’t shoot one.

 

[Robert Nicholson]

Nope. Would never tell anyone I even saw it.

This ^^ is the only sane answer so far!

Don't shoot Bigfoot and leave him in peace!

 

[383SB]

Do they taste good?

Id think theyy would, being on a steady diet of kokanee and beef jerky and all
.

 

[philhut]

Question is after you shoot the Sasquach would you eat it?

If you found it was just some smuck in a gorilla suit, would you eat them?

If you don't want to eat them a rope and snare would probably be the best bet. At least till you know if you want to eat them or not.

 

[btabin]

What makes you think I haven't already?

 

[Rctic]

I think I would try the Jane Goodall approach

 

[Ardent]

Of all the voices for the appropriate quote, none seems a better fit for a fictitious beast than that of a fictitious pirate.

While looking at the dead Kraken,

Barbossa, “The World used to be a bigger place.”

Sparrow, “The World’s still the same... there’s just less in it.”

 

[GUB]

Sasquatch's are owned by the Crown..So you would get charged and prosecuted. But..
I've had some though on this!!
And if i did shoot one how can you sell the carcass to the National Enquiere??

 

[nowarningshot]

Maybe with a Nikon

Do they taste good?

Bit more grainy than spotted owl. More gamey than peregine falcon.

 

[btabin]

Sasquatch's are owned by the Crown..So you would get charged and prosecuted. But..
I've had some though on this!!
And if i did shoot one how can you sell the carcass to the National Enquiere??

Legally you have to donate the carcass to the local Indian band for use in their traditional ceremonies.

 

[Receipt]

Straight to the grinder with 30% pork shoulder.
And next season I can use the hide as a ghillie. Infiltrate into their local community.

Obviously.

 

[dilly]

This thread should be “would you shoot a thylacine”.....would you?

 

[Rhino rpr]

No. Now a chupacabra, that’s a different story. They’re just mean!

 

[Buckmastr]

Well yeah. I ain’t out here because I like being cold and wet...

 

[TheTooner]

I won't decide until I see one.

 

[Butcherbill]

Straight to the grinder with 30% pork shoulder.
And next season I can use the hide as a ghillie. Infiltrate into their local community.

Obviously.

^^^For the win.

 

[Red_Mist]

I'd put my rifle down and wrestle him into submission..... then i would let him go. Sometimes you have to remind the other primates who's king of the jungle.

 

[Sakoman .308]

I would not shoot unless It proved to be hostile by injuring me.
I would have to fear for my life.

 

[Suther]

This thread should be “would you shoot a thylacine”.....would you?

On the contrary, we know the Thylacine existed. Specimens exist in museums, people saw them a century ago on Tasmania... However we have zero hard evidence to support the existence of sasquatch. No DNA. No unidentified skeletal remains. No hair. Just a bunch of footprints and eye witness accounts...