Name Our Annual Sale Contest(Dec. 1st-2nd-2018) (Winner Announced!)

Since it's a customer appreciation sale, and i'm a customer...

"insert name here's" big sale!

Which makes it "Dan's big sale!" for me
 
Big Red's Big Gun Sale!

Come on down! We're dropping prices like deer in hunting season! We've got Barrett .50BMGs 4499.99! And Scary assault weapons for as low as 999.99! Get to BIG Red's big gun sale before all of these guns are GONE GONE GONE!
 
The Annual You Only Really Need One Kidney Sale

Get More For Your Favourite Superfluous Organ at Reliable Gun Today!
 
Is it a plane. NO. Is it a rocket. NO. NO. IT IS THE STUPER RELIABLE GUN SALE.
 
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Slight twist on the above....

Reliable's annual,

"Biggun" Sale



"Hugh Mungus" Discounts!

Guy·nor·mous Savings!

"Hi-Caliber" Service!

"Fully Semi Auto" Satisfaction!

"No One Needs".... To Pay Full Retail Prices.







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