Let's run this scenario, OK.
It's Saturday night, you're heading down main street all decked out in your
best "All White Polyester Disco Suit" (from your John Travolta collection).
You turn the corner and there he is, your arch nemesis: the evil Mr. Revolver. Now
you're too far from your horse to get your rifle, but thank God your packin your
Super Atomic Semi Automatic Pistol with the K-Tel "Never Run Dry Clip"
(Now available at Canadian Tire by the way). You can see that Mr. Revolver isn't
standing any where near his horse and to make things worse, he's wearing his
best "All Black Polyester Disco Suit", so you know some iron is going to get slapped - stupid iron.
The evil Mr. Revolver makes the first move, so you go for "ol Betsy" your SASAP, jack the slide
and come to the realization that you've aready been shot twice and Mr. Revolver's third bullet is already half
way into your forehead. Your last thoughts are: Crap, I've already been shot 2.5 times.
So there you have it folks, if John Travolta can't do it, nobody can!
And the moral of this story is: Never leave your horse if you're going to go
around dressed in a Polyester Disco Suit.
