We got three or four requests per year, from people knocking at my door...usually at suppertime. Some were polite and friendly, some no so much. The property was extensively posted.
At first, I answered with a polite "Sorry, no". After throwing a couple of these guys off the property when they ignored that answer, I went with "Sorry, no, the land is hunted by me and my family". After catching one of these jokers posting "NO HUNTING" signs on my property, facing my house, I lost all semblance of civility.
My standard answer became "No. On your way out, read the sign that you passed when you trespassed to get on my porch." The sign states "NO HUNTING. NO TRESPASSING. DO NOT EVEN ASK."
Anyone caught on the property is approached and forcefully asked what they are doing. Typical response (delivered with an expression of slack-jawed innocence) is "Hunting!" My reply is "No, I am hunting, on my own land, which is posted. You are poaching and trespassing. Get the f*** off my land and don't come back!"
I don't enjoy being rude, and it certainly is not in my nature to do so in my normal dealings with people...but enough is enough. The hard-ass, borderline-psycho method seems to be the most effective one so far.
Hint: When a landowner says no...DO NOT belligerently say "Why not?"
At first, I answered with a polite "Sorry, no". After throwing a couple of these guys off the property when they ignored that answer, I went with "Sorry, no, the land is hunted by me and my family". After catching one of these jokers posting "NO HUNTING" signs on my property, facing my house, I lost all semblance of civility.
My standard answer became "No. On your way out, read the sign that you passed when you trespassed to get on my porch." The sign states "NO HUNTING. NO TRESPASSING. DO NOT EVEN ASK."
Anyone caught on the property is approached and forcefully asked what they are doing. Typical response (delivered with an expression of slack-jawed innocence) is "Hunting!" My reply is "No, I am hunting, on my own land, which is posted. You are poaching and trespassing. Get the f*** off my land and don't come back!"
I don't enjoy being rude, and it certainly is not in my nature to do so in my normal dealings with people...but enough is enough. The hard-ass, borderline-psycho method seems to be the most effective one so far.
Hint: When a landowner says no...DO NOT belligerently say "Why not?"



















































