Dangerous Gun Story!!

yea lieing to the wife about guns is a big mistake.
I was open with my wife about each gun i wanted and even bought her one.
You'll be in a bigger hole if u don't come clean.

Bah! It's not lying until she asks you about it specifically and you tell her something that isn't true :p

For now it's just omitting :)
 
Update!!

I called the sales dept of the place where I placed the order, to try to find out when the gun would show up. Kinda trying to see if I could figure out an exit strategy.

They informed me they are sending it through the mail, to my Super Secret Second post office box!! :runaway:

So it looks like I'm gonna get away with it!! YES!!!

Wootage!!! :rockOn:
 
You lucked out.

Now - let's ask the obvious question....

While you're out buying guns and keeping it hidden from her, what makes you think she isn't doing the same to you?

:stirthepot2:

Sorry to provoke the thought and I apologize in advance if it sounds harsh, but the question just kind of jumps out at me.
 
Beyond a certain point, they cannot tell if you have aded to the stash. Not sure where that number was, but I am past it....

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You know you've got it bad, when you need a wheelbarrow to carry your registration cards...:D
 
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Do what i did, borrow money from your buddy while she's in the shower and put it on the Visa, then send it back to him the next day. I'll get busted for it, just not today.
 
Can't your wife count? I mean you added 7 over the summer ? :confused::eek: I'm in the no gun buying place or at least a small amount of money for guns about $20 a week or $1040 a year. Can't even imagine that many for a single season.

BTW your in trouble start lying to the wife and it'll get you in the end. Good luck maybe get a good lawyer and you might have some property at the end of it.
 
^ Ya know how some women can be driving down the road and there's a red truck coming, and they say, "Oh there's so-and-so", only it's a red Dodge, not a red Ford like so-and-so drives?!

Ya know how (some) women do that right!? Well my wife is one of them. ;)

She looks at guns the same way; they all look the same to her. Once it's safely in the gun safe, I can pull out any rifle and parade it by her. She doesn't know the difference between a .458Lott and a .22LR... trust me.


Oh yeah, and she cannot count and she does not have access to the gun safe. The true meaning of Gun Control. :)
 
Okay cuz my wife would have my balls for that one. No I mean really no divorce it would be criminal court. :D Not to mention homelessness for all of us. My wife misses nothing and I do mean nothing she may not know what a .22Lr is for or a .30-06 but If I get a new one she knows.

Course we are saving for a down payment and such we are on a tight budget and she gets the same to spend on her hobby, Camera's I never knew how expensive a camera setup could be. They are pricey! :eek:
 
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