Emperor Penguins and Leopard Seals.......Who's In?

Gewd tink'n there 99.
Wunder whut pengwin bay kun taste like?
Bring sum on back there Douglas.


c-fbmi said:
That may look impressive and quite intimidating, 'Looky............but you forgot they don't have fingers to pull the trigger with.......it's all just for show, just like the 60s Red Square parades..........none of it actually worked !!
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c-fbmi said:
That may look impressive and quite intimidating, 'Looky............but you forgot they don't have fingers to pull the trigger with.......it's all just for show, just like the 60s Red Square parades..........none of it actually worked !!
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Also it seems they have M-4's and no magazines that would work in them.
 
Get in the middle of a thousand penguins and that infernal noise will make you want to kill them with your bare hands! Seals on land are way too easy but after diving with one nearby my drysuit is for sale with a small stain in it.
 
I never said it was going to be a difficult hunt, it's the logistics that make it challenging. Kinda like hunting mountain goats, once you get where they live they aren't particularly hard to hunt, or wildebeest, or walrus...........the key is make sure you get an old trophy bull....The nice thing about penguins is you can just pop a wine cork on their beak for protection then flip 'em over and measure em' up if it's not the trophy you want you can do catch and release all day, just remove the cork and run....Oh ya and a tux is the best cammo..........so you can hunt all day and then have a formal dinner without having to change. It's also the best cammo for getting the leopard seals close...............
 
I am thinking to make it a challenge we go with .177 cal pistols behind the ear on the penguins and we use the gut piles as bait for the leopard seals, which we will hunt at close range and take only the most perfect of shots using .22 hornets....
 
Superbrad said:
I am thinking to make it a challenge we go with .177 cal pistols behind the ear on the penguins and we use the gut piles as bait for the leopard seals, which we will hunt at close range and take only the most perfect of shots using .22 hornets....
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Actually Superbrad, I was thinking I would practice my shape shifting so when a Leopard seal attacks I will just shape shift into an Orca and he will die of an instant heart attack and then everybody should be happy, no wasted meat (not even the eye lids) and technically the animal died of natural causes so the greenies should be happy, too. A win-win situation all around !!!
 
c-fbmi said:
Actually Superbrad, I was thinking I would practice my shape shifting so when a Leopard seal attacks I will just shape shift into an Orca and he will die of an instant heart attack and then everybody should be happy, no wasted meat (not even the eye lids) and technically the animal died of natural causes so the greenies should be happy, too. A win-win situation all around !!!
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I was actually thinking of using a gigantic handcrafted club made from good old canadian maple.... but to each their own.... ;)
 
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