to sum it up...
-we must all pretend our pics will be in a magazine
-it's not possible, but we must try to take pics that won't offend PETA
-you're a lazy slob if there's blood on or near a dead animal
-impressions are everything. all that matters is that everyone else is happy.
if you dont follow this, you'll be labelled a "hillbilly redneck" by an asshat on the interweb. not only that, but your pictures should be burned as they're not worthy of showing other people.
i'd pay big money for the ability to reach through the screen and slap a few of you arrogant turds.
as the old farmer down the road would say," Buncha Damn Teetotalers".