Has anyone tried the stun baton on themselves ?

Billabong said:
Yes, that's right. I suppose the reason why 90% of dog attacks are done by pit bulls is because their owners are all retarded.
Maybe we should neuter pit bull owners instead of blaming the breed.
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Hey, there's an idea. But only neuter the owners who can't control their dogs.
I was at a house where a friend had 3 Pitbulls. They were awesome. They jumped up on our laps. Lap dogs. Big ass lap dogs.

BTW, Landro. Your reply is tits.
 
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this is pretty much the universal starter pack for 90% of their owners
 
If you're afraid of the electricity aspect, just take a bull pin seating swing with a 32 oz ball peen into your thigh. That's as close as I can relate it to any other experience I've known. Also, the flashlight stun gun isn't great for cooking hotdogs. But it's not the worst.
 
cyberspace said:
If you guys really think these stun devices work on larger aggressive animals, you should think twice before attempting to use it for self defense. These junk are gimmicky devices that do not work against real world vicious/ aggressive animals that will only aggravate them even further and attack you. You can watch this video below of people using everything at their disposal, pepper spray, taser, stun stick, batons, hot water, kicks, punches, etc. to try to get the pitbull off, but all attempts failed to deter the dog. Imagine a scenario using it against a grizzly bear or wolves that are larger animals, is like committing a suicide! Stun devices are basically useless, which is sort of like shooting a bear with a nerf or water toy gun! You can watch the video link below.

[video]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bfd_1461477177[/video]
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You need to work on your breed identification skills.
That is not a "pit bull".
The length of the legs, the coat, the chest vs waist diameter.
A bulldog of some kind. Probably a mixed breed.

And no, I don't own a PB. But I have been involved as counsel in litigation involving dog attacks.
I also own an American Bulldog. To me, she is clearly not a PB. Most people think she is though.
In fact, when I've corrected rude people who have verbally attacked me while walking her, they have continued to insist that she is.
 
Billabong said:
Yes, that's right. I suppose the reason why 90% of dog attacks are done by pit bulls is because their owners are all retarded.
Maybe we should neuter pit bull owners instead of blaming the breed.
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What are you talking about? 90% of dog attacks are NOT "pit bulls"... Or did you just make that up, hmmmm?
 
bcbravo2zero said:
You need to work on your breed identification skills.
That is not a "pit bull".
The length of the legs, the coat, the chest vs waist diameter.
A bulldog of some kind. Probably a mixed breed.

And no, I don't own a PB. But I have been involved as counsel in litigation involving dog attacks.
I also own an American Bulldog. To me, she is clearly not a PB. Most people think she is though.
In fact, when I've corrected rude people who have verbally attacked me while walking her, they have continued to insist that she is.
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That's a mixed breed dog for sure.
 
Undergiver said:
My Jack Russell was attacked last summer by a Pit Bull, nearly killed him. He had to get 30 stitches and I think the only thing that saved him from dying was me getting in-between my dog and the Pit bull. I hate the dam breed and they should be banned outright in Canada.
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Do you know who disagrees with you?
The SPCA, the US and Canadian Veterinary Assoc's, the Humane Society, etc., etc.
And the facts. Breed bans don't work. Dangerous dog legislation does.

Have you ever considered that you sound like those who call for gun bans?
Nope...
 
My brother stung me with a cattle prod when we were young. My mom turned it onto him once she found out what he did lol


I gotta say I doubt cattle prods are on par with the stun baton or hike n strike walking stick but I'm not willing to try it on myself lol
 
Undergiver said:
My Jack Russell was attacked last summer by a Pit Bull, nearly killed him. He had to get 30 stitches and I think the only thing that saved him from dying was me getting in-between my dog and the Pit bull. I hate the dam breed and they should be banned outright in Canada.
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Jack Russell's are just like their owners... Maybe the other dog was just "setting him straight".
 
czechsanchez said:
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this is pretty much the universal starter pack for 90% of their owners
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Haha, an exaggeration for sure, but funny none the less.

bcbravo2zero said:
Do you know who disagrees with you?
The SPCA, the US and Canadian Veterinary Assoc's, the Humane Society, etc., etc.
And the facts. Breed bans don't work. Dangerous dog legislation does.

Have you ever considered that you sound like those who call for gun bans?
Nope...
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Except with gun bans you're talking about banning something that could be dangerous but requires a human to function, a dog that could be dangerous can function all on its own, unlike a firearm.
 
Prairie Plinker said:
Haha, an exaggeration for sure, but funny none the less.



Except with gun bans you're talking about banning something that could be dangerous but requires a human to function, a dog that could be dangerous can function all on its own, unlike a firearm.
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It's about as amusing as posting that pic and suggesting that it represents most gun owners.
Some are easily amused...

Your argument is specious, and has little weight. An intellectualization similar to that used by antis.
 
Landro said:
I can't resist:

Last weekend I saw something on CGN that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, stun baton. The effects of the baton were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries,... right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another.

The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!" What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best..... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.... I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it.

I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION@!@$$!% !@*!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!" Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A- ... that hurt like hell!!!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantle of the fireplace. How did they get up there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novacaine, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles. I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock...
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Thanks Landro for a great laugh
 
A bit full of yourself, aren't you?
There are all sorts of people here with all sorts of degrees.
Having a degree in something does not make you smarter than everyone else.
You might know a lot about a certain subject or profession, but that does not mean you know everything.
I have all sorts of degrees...I don't assume that I am smarter than anyone else on this site.

As far as that sweet PB your friend has...I am sure there were some really nice Nazis back in the day, but the far majority of them were not.

Go suck a lemon, counsellor.
bcbravo2zero said:
I have a doctorate.
What's your degree?

My friend, a vet, owns a PB. Sweet dog.
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