Killing raccoons in the city - Toronto

You are making this waaaay more complicated than it needs to be:

Just buy a cobra from the pet store and release it in the garage. It will take care of the raccoon. Of course then your landlady will have a poisonous snake problem so you will need to find a mongoose. Those mongoose are terrors and for certain you will need a badger to kill the mongoose. A badger will seriously undermine the garage so make sure you can source a wolverine, preferably a male. If your fiancé will not go out to the patio because of a raccoon, she will definitely not go out there with a male wolverine on the loose so you will need at least one wolf (they work better in pairs).
All you have to do at that point is open the garage door and let the wolves out into the neighbourhood - your liberal neighbours will marvel at the majestic wolf, some academic will invent a new (protected) species with a name like the Mississauga Wolf, and $18 million tax dollars later your local park will be converted into a Mississauga Wolf Sanctuary. Problem solved.
 
A bigger problem than the dispatch is the cleaning up of the latrine. Bing up 'raccoon roundworm' and have a look how toxic the feces can be, makes C-19 look like the common cold
Pest Control can make a tidy income if they go in full-hazmat



Fear of being illegal is paralyzing portions of our society, other free thinkers are better off.
In that case just beat it to death with your purse.........
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priceless
 
4sks said:
Drowning an animal is messed up
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Drowning an animal is exactly how a great many trapping set-ups used by pro trappers works.

Muskrat colony sets https://www.google.com/search?q=Mus...WPHDQIHfqIDyUQ_AUoAXoECA0QAw&biw=1920&bih=919 are essentially a submerged fish trap looking rig, funnel entrances, easy way to catch more than one at a time.

A properly installed drowning set https://www.google.com/search?q=dro...gTbvb2QCw&bih=919&biw=1920&client=firefox-b-d uses a cable anchored in deep water and a one way slider to allow the trapped animal to attempt to swim away, and a few seconds later it's a dead animal.

It's an effective method of killing a racoon or skunk.

Getting yer jollies by doing the stuff, is messed up. Taking care of business, not so much.
 
Runningfool said:
You are making this waaaay more complicated than it needs to be:

Just buy a cobra from the pet store and release it in the garage. It will take care of the raccoon. Of course then your landlady will have a poisonous snake problem so you will need to find a mongoose. Those mongoose are terrors and for certain you will need a badger to kill the mongoose. A badger will seriously undermine the garage so make sure you can source a wolverine, preferably a male. If your fiancé will not go out to the patio because of a raccoon, she will definitely not go out there with a male wolverine on the loose so you will need at least one wolf (they work better in pairs).
All you have to do at that point is open the garage door and let the wolves out into the neighbourhood - your liberal neighbours will marvel at the majestic wolf, some academic will invent a new (protected) species with a name like the Mississauga Wolf, and $18 million tax dollars later your local park will be converted into a Mississauga Wolf Sanctuary. Problem solved.
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Bahaha! Loved reading this, marvel's of a healthy ecosystem.:rolleyes:
 
Solution for Toronto?
1. Sell house to a Liberal.
2. Move to the West.
Solution for the West?
1. Live trap, short drive, dispose of humanly. Live trap optional.
2. Repeat as necessary.
 
Runningfool said:
You are making this waaaay more complicated than it needs to be:

Just buy a cobra from the pet store and release it in the garage. It will take care of the raccoon. Of course then your landlady will have a poisonous snake problem so you will need to find a mongoose. Those mongoose are terrors and for certain you will need a badger to kill the mongoose. A badger will seriously undermine the garage so make sure you can source a wolverine, preferably a male. If your fiancé will not go out to the patio because of a raccoon, she will definitely not go out there with a male wolverine on the loose so you will need at least one wolf (they work better in pairs).
All you have to do at that point is open the garage door and let the wolves out into the neighbourhood - your liberal neighbours will marvel at the majestic wolf, some academic will invent a new (protected) species with a name like the Mississauga Wolf, and $18 million tax dollars later your local park will be converted into a Mississauga Wolf Sanctuary. Problem solved.
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After a couple of scotches, this seems to be the most sensible solution in this whole tired thread.
 
In the end, I recommended a commercial solution with low rates and a time guarantee. Poisoning is illegal in Ontario, including CO2. Even using Nitrogen/Argon to humanely kill them (neither is technically a poison) would leave carcasses behind and there are a couple of window-watching LibeRAT families occupying a bordering split lot. Had that particular lot been vacant or occupied by trustworthy types, the other neighbours wouldn't have been an issue and she could have applied the A/N-SS approach (Argon/Nitrogen, Shovel and Shut-up). Hell, a former neighbour even routinely shot'em and nobody complained as long as it was only long-time residents in the general vicinity. That guy sold the property and moved out shortly after she bought the property. Otherwise, even she, a long-time city-dweller that voted LibeRAT most of her life (until recently) would have pitched in for a brick of subsonics lol.
 
Ardent said:
Killing a problem critter should be a simple, quick, and ideally quietly handled activity. If you can’t figure a way to do that, just call an exterminator, they literally do it for a living.
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I can figure out how to do it. I can't figure out how to do it without getting reported. I live in one of the most libtarded cities in Canada. Infested with liberats and dippers - they sure like to stand up for their fellow vermin. If the firearm discharge bylaw didn't include $5000 tickets, and there is indication that another city bylaw prevents killing them, period, I'd have resolved this problem by now.
 
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