a major +1 to this!
Some advice from middle age gunnut:
Young grasshopper, you still have several hours before wss closes this evening to reverse your epic fail!! any time my girl looks at me with a gun in her hands and even mildly suggests that she likes it - whoa!!! Time for action!!! If there is a example illustrating the need for the fastest gun sale ever, this is it!!! It matters not which gun it is because girls with guns are hot hot hot.
After your world-record-setting speed purchase, you, with your 870, and she, with her 590, should immediately blow off work to rush out and spend the afternoon in a clay/balloon/stump destroying remmy vs mossy epic shoot off blamfest, where at least 8 cases of various shotgun ammo get turned into the lovely sound of plastic-y falling hulls. Given where you like to go shoot, you might even get to bond over some awesome couples orientated 12 gauge bear defense action, complete with the after-adrenaline high of near-death-at-the-jaws-of-the-dreaded-canadian-killer-grizzly. Then, as the thunder rolls off into the hills and through the foggy cordite smoke you see her smiling with that jump-me-now-look; the buttstock propped against her tight jeans and cradling that 590 with lanky arms protruding from a summer tank top, come back here and tell me whether or not it was a good buy.
Get going!!
Cheers,
brobee