What do you do if u have to poo?

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lol. just thought of this. whilst hunting, and mother nature is a calling for a release of body functions. what do u do? animals will smell it and either avoid it or come to see what it is. so i would rather not give up my position for a great shot, but im not ####tin my pants either..

ive never run into this but once adranellin gets flowing it causes u to evacuate the bladder/bowels. like battle prepration.
 
Attends makes a charcoal version of their adult diapers for hunters who don't want to leave their watch, yet have to go, you just need to wear your pants a size larger than usual. You get to stay where you are, and maintain your scent discipline.


OK, I'm full of it. I just wander off about 400-500m from my watch, to an area I know is cut off by terrain and drop trou. Usually I keep a roll of TP in my bag, but have been known to use the patch pocket off of a shirt/jacket, or a sock on occasion.
 
Thinking said:
Attends makes a charcoal version of their adult diapers for hunters who don't want to leave their watch, yet have to go, you just need to wear your pants a size larger than usual. You get to stay where you are, and maintain your scent discipline.


OK, I'm full of it. I just wander off about 400-500m from my watch, to an area I know is cut off by terrain and drop trou. Usually I keep a roll of TP in my bag, but have been known to use the patch pocket off of a shirt/jacket, or a sock on occasion.
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LMFAO! charcoal attends. maybe u should market the idea....LMFAO again!!
 
you can save your sleeves by using moss - provided it hasn't been too dry out. Ideally, you make your stop beside a spot with some elevation, so that you have access to clumps of moss with a choice of varying moisture levels to suit your needs.

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im not worried about cleaning my cornhole, i always bring TP. i am more concerned about not catching any game cause my stink scared them away..lol
 
ive went both #1 and #2 near deer stands and trails with no problems. ive seen deer stop to smell where i took a leak and just went about their business like normal. ive also pissed around a trespassers tree stand (and left a nice note) only to find a gut pile near his stand a few days later.

just dig a little hole with your heel and let it all fly.
 
Trying to scratch a hole first is a good idea as is checking breeze direction. Always carry a small roll of sh** tickets. Disrobe as much draping or hanging upper body clothing as possible, don't want any spackle on the inside of a shirt when you go to tuck it back in. Release in nature, free your soul, be born again in the glory of the outdoors, drop guts. Cover the pile and don't forget hand sanitizer or a hand wash up before the sandwiches come out.
 
LOL, I don't know how many stories I have heard about missed opportunities at game because someone had their pants around their ankles and their rifle propped against a nice tree,.....10 yds away. I don't think a dump in the bush is a big problem, not near as big as one in the pants anyways:D

Not connected to bodily functions, but two years ago, while field dressing a bull elk up a mountain side I could see movement down below. I pulled up my binos and saw a small heard of cows milling about where we had glassed the bull from. They were all sniffing the spotting scope, clothing and daypacks we had left behind when left to start the real work. They were totally unconcerned with the scent left behind on our gear.
 
blargon said:
I can't believe we are reduced to this thread...:p

Just have a dump and don't worry about it...;)
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i was sitting here thinking about it, and i thought F it! lol. hey no question is a dumb one, they just get dumb answers sometimes :p
thanks for the humor on it though, it was a serious question i was in the military i have no quams about 'ferzilizing' the woods, i just didnt want any potential meals to be spooked by it.
 
Someone should market the Scent Blocker diapers.

I'm sure Helgie and Ryan on WildTV would endorse it.:D

I'd bet those Americans would go nuts for these.


Just need a catchy name for them.........
 
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