What do you do if u have to poo?

wapitiwhacker said:
LOL, I don't know how many stories I have heard about missed opportunities at game because someone had their pants around their ankles and their rifle propped against a nice tree,.....10 yds away. I don't think a dump in the bush is a big problem, not near as big as one in the pants anyways:D
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Had a friend take his biggest buck ever this year with his pants around his ankles (No word play, thank you very much:)). He waited for days to get a shot but had to wait for nature to take its course:)
 
I was always told to be careful of leaving a log in the hood of your coveralls. I one day asked an older fellow why his hood was cut off and he told me while out rabbit hunting one day nature called so he un did his coveralls and dropped them down to his ankles. On the way home he smelled something and realized a turd had made its way into his hood. He pulled over and cut it off leaving it at the side of the road.
 
Thinking said:
Attends makes a charcoal version of their adult diapers for hunters who don't want to leave their watch, yet have to go, you just need to wear your pants a size larger than usual. You get to stay where you are, and maintain your scent discipline.


OK, I'm full of it. I just wander off about 400-500m from my watch, to an area I know is cut off by terrain and drop trou. Usually I keep a roll of TP in my bag, but have been known to use the patch pocket off of a shirt/jacket, or a sock on occasion.
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No wonder your gear smells.............FUNKY!
 
I have returned to the camp wearing only one sock on a few occasions. LOL I have a nice little spot I "go" a ways from my tree.... it's not too uncommon for me to frequent it either lol.
 
ontario said:
I was always told to be careful of leaving a log in the hood of your coveralls. I one day asked an older fellow why his hood was cut off and he told me while out rabbit hunting one day nature called so he un did his coveralls and dropped them down to his ankles. On the way home he smelled something and realized a turd had made its way into his hood. He pulled over and cut it off leaving it at the side of the road.
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Now forever known as Shiithead!:p
 
Fellows, you didn't mention one important consideration. A person squatted down in the bush does not look like a person anymore, thus are in far greater danger from a trigger happy hunter.
Many years ago a person was shot while doing that, and I have never forgot it. An experienced hunter was following the tracks of a wolf he had wounded, when this squatting person, in dark cloths, even to a loose ear flaps, caused him to get shot.
I look very closely to find a spot where I am consealed from view.
 
One of the guys in my gang lets er haul right off the side of his stand about 20+ feet in the air. By the end of deer season his tree looks like it's Christmas with all the poo tickets hanging in the branches. Mind you, he never has to worry about anyone coming over to see how he's doing and he's always got a big buck every year so maybe theres something about this.
 
I only hunt birds. I just bring some TP. I forget one time last season (and not the first time either..) and had to use frozen corn husk. They were not particularly absorbent.
 
steve-o1979 said:
I have returned to the camp wearing only one sock on a few occasions. LOL I have a nice little spot I "go" a ways from my tree.... it's not too uncommon for me to frequent it either lol.
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I guided an ex marine on a spring bear hunt. He left his stand for a deuce and returned to find a bear on the bait. He got the bear.

I got the call to come pick him and his kill up, when i got to the stand, he told me about the shot, but not all the circumstances surrounding it. I asked him where he hit it and he simply told me "old habits die hard", as he had head shot the thing as it was making it's escape.:D

On the ride back to camp, he told me the whole story, deuce included. I noted that he had both socks, and asked if he had packed some TP, as leaves are scarce in a conifer forest in early may. He gave me the the same "old habits die hard" line. I asked him what that meant. He explained to me that a marine never takes off a boot in the field, and that he used his ka-bar to cut off his ginch to wipe his ass.:eek:

I suppose that's why they call it "commando":D
 
H4831 said:
Fellows, you didn't mention one important consideration. A person squatted down in the bush does not look like a person anymore, thus are in far greater danger from a trigger happy hunter.
Many years ago a person was shot while doing that, and I have never forgot it. An experienced hunter was following the tracks of a wolf he had wounded, when this squatting person, in dark cloths, even to a loose ear flaps, caused him to get shot.
I look very closely to find a spot where I am consealed from view.
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Wouldn't the point be not to conceal yourself?

I bring tp but never had to take a dump yet. I'd likely wait till I get back at camp/home. A comfortable #### is a high priority.
 
Slightly off topic but funny as hell.

I was having a crap in the ice hut sitting on a 5 gallon bucket with a plastic bag in it and no water ( vented bag ) near other huts

and knock , knock , knock.... just a minute knock , knock , knock game warden open up......I'm having a crap just a minute.........knock , knock open up right now......I'm having a crap !! crash , bang , boom ......the door bursts open.....and a game warden sticks his head in......"holy F**k that's sick who does that in a ice hut" ..........a guy that needs a crap get in or get out !

He got on his ATV and left !

I thought he was gonna puke ...........when nature calls answer back.
 
Easy question!!!
When I have to poo i just take out my collapsible toilet with me so when nature calls i just set it up and poo.

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And.....pull your suspenders up and between your legs, don't ask how I know. I hunted with a guy who did the hood trick not once but twice, I was in the cab of the half ton with him when he thawed out. Jeez enough to gag a maggot!!

Ricky
 
I crap when I have to, plain and simple. I carry TP in my pack all the time. I NEVER leave my rifle/SG/bow out of reach - just in case.

We have never had an issue shooting deer near previous drops in the bush...
 
Being a gal, I always pack a few kleenex or a small roll of tp in my fanny pack or pockets, I just move away from my watch, dump, and cover it up with leaves. Hope the doggers don't step in it! LMAO.
 
Last deer season I had to go really bad while I was driving, pulled over on the side of the road, ran into the push dropped my pants and let er rip, used a spare shirt I brought to layer incase it got too cold. When u have to go u have to go.
 
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