What do you do if u have to poo?
- Thread starter ikedaboy
- Start date
- Location
- Canuckistan
Man, you won't be disappointed. Solid method. I'll back it, 100% guaranteed satisfaction!! Out of 7 guys in elk camp, every single one walked away with a new tool in their tool box. Everyone said that was now their go to method.
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I still swear by the Squat N' Squarrel method!!!
- Location
- The Conservative part of Ontario
There is a best selling book, "how to #### in the woods" It's informative, and funny as hell. Pick up a copy.
A few years ago I was driving down the highway when I realized I had to take a s**t. As luck would have it there was a new logging road up a head so I pulled down it looking for a good spot to crap. As I drove down the new road I realized that it took me back into some good mule deer country so my crap detour turned into a deer scouting detour. A few miles latter my casual s**t turned into an emergency s**t so I jumped out of the truck and made it to the tree line. As luck would have it there was a great looking crapping log laying over at just the right height to swing my ass over and pound one out so I ran over to it pulled my pants down and start one hell of a uncontrollable crap. About half way through I heard a vehicle coming, looked over my shoulder and realized that not only did I get turned around in the bush and was I was right beside the highway again but my ass was hanging out in the ditch. There was no where to go so I just hid my face and kept pooping.
