Wiped ass with birchbark...hoop still sore...

[hawk-i]

This is a really shiddy thread!

 

[jethunter]

Real men use hand fulls of snow.... it's cold but yer ass will get warm later. And there's no bits of leaves or moss left in your crack.

 

[the spank]

And Browning would be so appropriate too. Give the diaper a "browning" and throw it out when you're done

Well if they had Browning on them at least they would get the job done!! If they were Remington it would be like every model of gun they have produced since 1955, there would be a recall notice on them for safety issues!!

 

[track]

^
S'ok ... tell me ya don't enjoy a solid arse scratch'n session 'tween yer tree stand chili drops.

 

[Plasticman]

I must have the mind of a 10 year old because this is the funniest thread I've seen on CGN in a long time.
I guess i'll add to it with this short one.

My neighbor was out hunting winter white tails with his buds like 30 years back. They all were wearing the painters coverall type winter whites. it was -25 or so, and he had to drop one.
he Didn't take his whites off all the way, just pulled them down and moved them out of the line of fire. (he did bring teepee). So he pulls his whited back up and they proceed to bag a deer and head out a couple hours later.

Once inside the toasty cab of the truck he smells something funky and asks if anyone #### themselves. and this goes back and forth for a while. Until he realizes that the smell is coming from a half thawed log of #### lodged in the hood of his whites.

He ended up riding in the box of the truck with the deer for the next 50 km lol.

 

[longbranch*]

When caught short , not in years, my process is dump, Have knife in hand, cut down each side of underware, remove to rear, if that ain't enough material to take care of business go home now cause your in for a day of bum gravy!!!!! ROFLMAO

Now thats funny! Hands up who's been there........

 

[Crashman]

Oak Leaves were surprisingly effective the last time I had an emergency. Pine cones not so much

Gotta remember to go WITH the grain, not against it.

 

[two-dogs]

I bet the OP will never forget to go double T-shirted when venturing off in the land of birch trees, or just carry a roll

 

[RDMC]

I had my wife ask me what I do with the pockets on the front of many work shirts...lol.... I asked in reply do you really wand to know.... She said no and we left it at that

 

[Ranger762]

All ways pack snot rags... When venturing into the bush...